I had this conversation last night.
Gf: where will we put that beast?
Me: in the living room somewhere.
Gf: there isn't any space big enough anywhere in the living room! Wait, what are you doing?
Me: trying to fit into the box it came in. This thing is huge! That's what she said.
Gf: sigh. You owe me.
This badboy is on the dresser in the bedroom. I shit you not I said goodnight to it last night.