"TR-BL-773 to control - I have a visual on the unidentified object."
"Well, 773 - *what* is it?"
"Uh, I don't know quite how else to say this..."
"COme on 773, out with it already!"
"It appears to be a goblin."
"A... goblin?"
"Affirmative."
"Just flying around, then, is it?"
"Not exactly - it's pacing me on some sort of powered glider. It appears to be laughing maniacally... its reached into a pouch strapped
over its shoulder... and pulled out what appears to be a... pumpkin."
"A pumpkin, you say?"
"Looks like a jack-o-lantern, in fact."
"Ok, 773 - it seems you've had MORE than enough for today - return to base. Immediately."
"Roger that control, turning back to...*SHZZZZZZ*"
"773? 773!?"